Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'variables' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache SET data = 'a:211:{s:13:\"theme_default\";s:7:\"opankey\";s:13:\"filter_html_1\";i:1;s:18:\"node_options_forum\";a:1:{i:0;s:6:\"status\";}s:15:\"install_profile\";s:7:\"default\";s:17:\"node_options_page\";a:1:{i:0;s:6:\"status\";}s:12:\"comment_page\";s:1:\"0\";s:18:\"drupal_private_key\";s:64:\"a57f14dd4427e4b22c0b5a50843327a925ea87fe979273f0c6f8f0bb45517e11\";s:19:\"file_directory_temp\";s:4:\"/tmp\";s:9:\"cron_last\";i:1223794803;s:19:\"file_directory_path\";s:5:\"files\";s:14:\"file_downloads\";s:1:\"1\";s:21:\"date_default_timezone\";s:5:\"14400\";s:22:\"configurable_timezones\";s:1:\"1\";s:17:\"date_format_short\";s:11:\"j M Y - H:i\";s:18: in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc:172) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/bootstrap.inc on line 488

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc:172) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/bootstrap.inc on line 489

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc:172) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/bootstrap.inc on line 490

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc:172) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/bootstrap.inc on line 491

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc:172)</em> in <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/common.inc</em> on line <em>141</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/note/20000713', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223796092) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_get SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'locale:ru' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: db_lock_table LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_set UPDATE cache SET data = 'a:2824:{s:12:\"Localization\";s:16:\"Переводы\";s:59:\"Configure site localization and user interface translation.\";s:106:\"Настройка перевода сайта и пользовательского интерфейса.\";s:16:\"Manage languages\";s:33:\"Управлять языками\";s:14:\"Manage strings\";s:35:\"Управлять строками\";s:11:\"Edit string\";s:29:\"Изменить строку\";s:13:\"Delete string\";s:27:\"Удалить строку\";s:27:\"Interface language settings\";s:50:\"Настройки языка интерфейса\";s:37:\"The English locale cannot be deleted.\";s:58:\"Английский язык нельзя удалить.\";s:51:\"Are you s in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: db_lock_table LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_set UPDATE cache SET data = 'a:0:{}', created = 1223796092, expire = 0, headers = '' WHERE cid = 'locale:en' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_get SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'locale:ru' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_get\nSELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = &amp;#039;content:137:137&amp;#039;</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/note/20000713', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223796092) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_get\nSELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = &amp;#039;content_type_info&amp;#039;</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/note/20000713', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223796092) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: db_lock_table\nLOCK TABLES cache WRITE</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/note/20000713', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223796092) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_set\nUPDATE cache SET data = &amp;#039;a:4:{s:11:\\&amp;quot;field types\\&amp;quot;;a:8:{s:13:\\&amp;quot;nodereference\\&amp;quot;;a:3:{s:5:\\&amp;quot;label\\&amp;quot;;s:14:\\&amp;quot;Node Reference\\&amp;quot;;s:6:\\&amp;quot;module\\&amp;quot;;s:13:\\&amp;quot;nodereference\\&amp;quot;;s:10:\\&amp;quot;formatters\\&amp;quot;;a:2:{s:7:\\&amp;quot;default\\&amp;quot;;a:3:{s:5:\\&amp;quot;label\\&amp;quot;;s:7:\\&amp;quot;Default\\&amp;quot;;s:11:\\&amp;quot;field types\\&amp;quot;;a:1:{i:0;s:13:\\&amp;quot;nodereference\\&amp;quot;;}s:6:\\&amp;quot;m in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: db_lock_table\nLOCK TABLES cache WRITE</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/note/20000713', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223796092) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_set\nUPDATE cache SET data = &amp;#039;a:0:{}&amp;#039;, created = 1223796092, expire = 0, headers = &amp;#039;&amp;#039; WHERE cid = &amp;#039;content:137:137&amp;#039;</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/note/20000713', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223796092) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_get\nSELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = &amp;#039;views_with_inline_args:ru&amp;#039;</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/note/20000713', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223796092) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_get\nSELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = &amp;#039;views_default_views:ru&amp;#039;</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/note/20000713', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223796092) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_get\nSELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = &amp;#039;views_tables:ru&amp;#039;</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/note/20000713', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223796092) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: db_lock_table\nLOCK TABLES cache WRITE</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/note/20000713', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223796092) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_set\nUPDATE cache SET data = &amp;#039;a:4:{s:6:\\&amp;quot;tables\\&amp;quot;;a:24:{s:8:\\&amp;quot;comments\\&amp;quot;;a:6:{s:4:\\&amp;quot;name\\&amp;quot;;s:8:\\&amp;quot;comments\\&amp;quot;;s:8:\\&amp;quot;provider\\&amp;quot;;s:8:\\&amp;quot;internal\\&amp;quot;;s:4:\\&amp;quot;join\\&amp;quot;;a:2:{s:4:\\&amp;quot;left\\&amp;quot;;a:2:{s:5:\\&amp;quot;table\\&amp;quot;;s:4:\\&amp;quot;node\\&amp;quot;;s:5:\\&amp;quot;field\\&amp;quot;;s:3:\\&amp;quot;nid\\&amp;quot;;}s:5:\\&amp;quot;right\\&amp;quot;;a:1:{s:5:\\&amp;quot;field\\&amp;q in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: db_lock_table\nLOCK TABLES cache WRITE</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/note/20000713', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223796092) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_set\nUPDATE cache SET data = &amp;#039;a:6:{s:15:\\&amp;quot;comments_recent\\&amp;quot;;O:8:\\&amp;quot;stdClass\\&amp;quot;:24:{s:4:\\&amp;quot;name\\&amp;quot;;s:15:\\&amp;quot;comments_recent\\&amp;quot;;s:11:\\&amp;quot;description\\&amp;quot;;s:29:\\&amp;quot;Display recent comments block\\&amp;quot;;s:6:\\&amp;quot;access\\&amp;quot;;a:0:{}s:13:\\&amp;quot;view_args_php\\&amp;quot;;s:0:\\&amp;quot;\\&amp;quot;;s:5:\\&amp;quot;block\\&amp;quot;;b:1;s:11:\\&amp;quot;block_title\\&amp;quot;;s:41:\\&amp;quot;Последние комментарии\\&amp; in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: db_lock_table\nLOCK TABLES cache WRITE</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/note/20000713', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223796093) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_set\nUPDATE cache SET data = &amp;#039;a:0:{}&amp;#039;, created = 1223796093, expire = 0, headers = &amp;#039;&amp;#039; WHERE cid = &amp;#039;views_with_inline_args:ru&amp;#039;</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/note/20000713', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223796093) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_get\nSELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = &amp;#039;views_with_inline_args:ru&amp;#039;</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/note/20000713', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223796093) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_get\nSELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = &amp;#039;views_style_plugins:ru&amp;#039;</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/note/20000713', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223796093) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: db_lock_table\nLOCK TABLES cache WRITE</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/note/20000713', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223796093) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_set\nUPDATE cache SET data = &amp;#039;a:2:{s:5:\\&amp;quot;title\\&amp;quot;;a:6:{s:4:\\&amp;quot;node\\&amp;quot;;s:10:\\&amp;quot;Full Nodes\\&amp;quot;;s:6:\\&amp;quot;teaser\\&amp;quot;;s:11:\\&amp;quot;Teaser List\\&amp;quot;;s:5:\\&amp;quot;table\\&amp;quot;;s:10:\\&amp;quot;Table View\\&amp;quot;;s:4:\\&amp;quot;list\\&amp;quot;;s:9:\\&amp;quot;List View\\&amp;quot;;s:18:\\&amp;quot;date_views_browser\\&amp;quot;;s:18:\\&amp;quot;Date: Date Browser\\&amp;quot;;s:9:\\&amp;quot;views_rss\\&amp;quot;;s:19:\\&amp;quot;Views RSS: RSS feed\\&amp;quo in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172
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  • warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc:172) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/common.inc on line 141.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_get SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'content:137:137' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_get SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'content_type_info' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: db_lock_table LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_set UPDATE cache SET data = 'a:4:{s:11:\"field types\";a:8:{s:13:\"nodereference\";a:3:{s:5:\"label\";s:14:\"Node Reference\";s:6:\"module\";s:13:\"nodereference\";s:10:\"formatters\";a:2:{s:7:\"default\";a:3:{s:5:\"label\";s:7:\"Default\";s:11:\"field types\";a:1:{i:0;s:13:\"nodereference\";}s:6:\"module\";s:13:\"nodereference\";}s:5:\"plain\";a:3:{s:5:\"label\";s:10:\"Plain text\";s:11:\"field types\";a:1:{i:0;s:13:\"nodereference\";}s:6:\"module\";s:13:\"nodereference\";}}}s:14:\"number_integer\";a:3:{s:5:\"label\";s:7:\"Integer\";s:6:\"module\";s:6:\"number\";s:10:\"formatters\";a:1:{s:7:\"default\";a:3:{s:5:\"label\";s in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: db_lock_table LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_set UPDATE cache SET data = 'a:0:{}', created = 1223796092, expire = 0, headers = '' WHERE cid = 'content:137:137' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_get SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'views_with_inline_args:ru' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_get SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'views_default_views:ru' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_get SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'views_tables:ru' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: db_lock_table LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
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  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: db_lock_table LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_set UPDATE cache SET data = 'a:2:{s:5:\"title\";a:6:{s:4:\"node\";s:10:\"Full Nodes\";s:6:\"teaser\";s:11:\"Teaser List\";s:5:\"table\";s:10:\"Table View\";s:4:\"list\";s:9:\"List View\";s:18:\"date_views_browser\";s:18:\"Date: Date Browser\";s:9:\"views_rss\";s:19:\"Views RSS: RSS feed\";}s:4:\"base\";a:6:{s:4:\"node\";a:4:{s:4:\"name\";s:10:\"Full Nodes\";s:5:\"theme\";s:16:\"views_view_nodes\";s:6:\"weight\";i:-7;s:13:\"summary_theme\";s:13:\"views_summary\";}s:6:\"teaser\";a:4:{s:4:\"name\";s:11:\"Teaser List\";s:5:\"theme\";s:18:\"views_view_teasers\";s:6:\"weight\";i:-8;s:13:\"summary_theme\";s:13:\"views_summary in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
13. июль 2000 - 3:00

Вообще меня на машине давно прекратили останавливать. Лет пять назад на каждом углу к обочине дёргали, а сейчас как-то больше нет. Уж не знаю, что повлияло, но прямо менты отворачиваются. Мистика…


А тут остановил один вчера. Вихрастый такой паренёк.


— Чем, если не секрет, — спрашиваю, — вызвал к себе столь лестное мне внимание?

— Талона техосмотра нет на лобовом стекле! Оружия с собой не имеется?

— Боже упаси, — говорю. — Я вообще принципиальный противник оружия…


А самому хочется что-нибудь эдакое ляпнуть, типа: «А вот наркотики — другое дело!» Но вроде как шутки шутить с официальными лицами не положено… Настоишься потом, да и права отберут…


— Я под сидениями посмотрю?

— Сделайте, — говорю, — одолжение…


Ну, он полез, потом вылез.


— Куда едешь? — говорит.

— Не понял?.. — отвечаю.

— Ну куда направляетесь, то есть?

— Да вон туда. Не видно что ль, куда идёт дорога?

— Паспорт есть?

— Паспорт мне в 16 лет выдали, но в правилах не написано, чтоб я его с собой возил. Хватит тебе и прав…


И вот так мы перебрасываемся, как в теннис. Причём не зло, а как в детской игре какой — он мне пароль, я ему отзыв. И дружелюбно так вполне, с симпатией друг к дружке. Я же понимаю, какая обстановочка в стране в целом, а в Москве в частности…


— Багажник открой, а? — голос даже стал просительным.

— Да пожалуйста, не робей! — поднимая вверх крышку. — Вся машина твоя!


Распахиваю — и сам обомлел. У меня в багажнике в мешке из-под сахара лежит связанный человек… Неподвижно лежит, окоченевше как-то, похоже, что уже труп. Вот голова, вот спина, вот колено торчит. И мы стоим над всем этим вдвоём…


— Это… это… это… — ментёнок, наконец, сглотнул. — Это кто?

— Это ГАИ-шник, — говорю.

— Как?!

— Ну как-как? Стоял посреди дороги, палкой махал, я и не заметил… Кстати, тебе фуражечка, новая почти, не нужна?


Хорошо хоть, что начальничек этого паренька на противоположной стороне дороги стоял. А то чёрт знает какие последствия могли быть… Но я же не виноват, что у меня мешок тёщиных кабачков уже вторую неделю в багажнике катается… И что они так утряслись, что приняли такую характерную форму — я ведь тоже не виноват, а?


А права у меня всё-таки отобрали. За отсутствующий техосмотр… Я надеялся, что они за всей этой чехардой забудут, но они не забыли. И денег не взяли, говорят, что, мол, у нас рейд… Пришлось ехать в сберкассу…

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