Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'variables' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache SET data = 'a:211:{s:13:\"theme_default\";s:7:\"opankey\";s:13:\"filter_html_1\";i:1;s:18:\"node_options_forum\";a:1:{i:0;s:6:\"status\";}s:15:\"install_profile\";s:7:\"default\";s:17:\"node_options_page\";a:1:{i:0;s:6:\"status\";}s:12:\"comment_page\";s:1:\"0\";s:18:\"drupal_private_key\";s:64:\"a57f14dd4427e4b22c0b5a50843327a925ea87fe979273f0c6f8f0bb45517e11\";s:19:\"file_directory_temp\";s:4:\"/tmp\";s:9:\"cron_last\";i:1223812803;s:19:\"file_directory_path\";s:5:\"files\";s:14:\"file_downloads\";s:1:\"1\";s:21:\"date_default_timezone\";s:5:\"14400\";s:22:\"configurable_timezones\";s:1:\"1\";s:17:\"date_format_short\";s:11:\"j M Y - H:i\";s:18: in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc:172) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/bootstrap.inc on line 488

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc:172) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/bootstrap.inc on line 489

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc:172) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/bootstrap.inc on line 490

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc:172) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/bootstrap.inc on line 491

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc:172)</em> in <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/common.inc</em> on line <em>141</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/proza/minki12', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223813403) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_get SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'locale:ru' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: db_lock_table LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_set UPDATE cache SET data = 'a:2824:{s:12:\"Localization\";s:16:\"Переводы\";s:59:\"Configure site localization and user interface translation.\";s:106:\"Настройка перевода сайта и пользовательского интерфейса.\";s:16:\"Manage languages\";s:33:\"Управлять языками\";s:14:\"Manage strings\";s:35:\"Управлять строками\";s:11:\"Edit string\";s:29:\"Изменить строку\";s:13:\"Delete string\";s:27:\"Удалить строку\";s:27:\"Interface language settings\";s:50:\"Настройки языка интерфейса\";s:37:\"The English locale cannot be deleted.\";s:58:\"Английский язык нельзя удалить.\";s:51:\"Are you s in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: db_lock_table LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_set UPDATE cache SET data = 'a:0:{}', created = 1223813403, expire = 0, headers = '' WHERE cid = 'locale:en' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_get SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'locale:ru' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_get\nSELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = &amp;#039;content:1145:1145&amp;#039;</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/proza/minki12', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223813403) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_get\nSELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = &amp;#039;content_type_info&amp;#039;</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/proza/minki12', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223813403) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: db_lock_table\nLOCK TABLES cache WRITE</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/proza/minki12', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223813403) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_set\nUPDATE cache SET data = &amp;#039;a:4:{s:11:\\&amp;quot;field types\\&amp;quot;;a:8:{s:13:\\&amp;quot;nodereference\\&amp;quot;;a:3:{s:5:\\&amp;quot;label\\&amp;quot;;s:14:\\&amp;quot;Node Reference\\&amp;quot;;s:6:\\&amp;quot;module\\&amp;quot;;s:13:\\&amp;quot;nodereference\\&amp;quot;;s:10:\\&amp;quot;formatters\\&amp;quot;;a:2:{s:7:\\&amp;quot;default\\&amp;quot;;a:3:{s:5:\\&amp;quot;label\\&amp;quot;;s:7:\\&amp;quot;Default\\&amp;quot;;s:11:\\&amp;quot;field types\\&amp;quot;;a:1:{i:0;s:13:\\&amp;quot;nodereference\\&amp;quot;;}s:6:\\&amp;quot;m in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: db_lock_table\nLOCK TABLES cache WRITE</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/proza/minki12', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223813403) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_set\nUPDATE cache SET data = &amp;#039;a:0:{}&amp;#039;, created = 1223813403, expire = 0, headers = &amp;#039;&amp;#039; WHERE cid = &amp;#039;content:1145:1145&amp;#039;</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/proza/minki12', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223813403) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_get\nSELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = &amp;#039;views_with_inline_args:ru&amp;#039;</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/proza/minki12', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223813403) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_get\nSELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = &amp;#039;views_default_views:ru&amp;#039;</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/proza/minki12', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223813403) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_get\nSELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = &amp;#039;views_tables:ru&amp;#039;</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/proza/minki12', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223813403) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: db_lock_table\nLOCK TABLES cache WRITE</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/proza/minki12', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223813403) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_set\nUPDATE cache SET data = &amp;#039;a:4:{s:6:\\&amp;quot;tables\\&amp;quot;;a:24:{s:8:\\&amp;quot;comments\\&amp;quot;;a:6:{s:4:\\&amp;quot;name\\&amp;quot;;s:8:\\&amp;quot;comments\\&amp;quot;;s:8:\\&amp;quot;provider\\&amp;quot;;s:8:\\&amp;quot;internal\\&amp;quot;;s:4:\\&amp;quot;join\\&amp;quot;;a:2:{s:4:\\&amp;quot;left\\&amp;quot;;a:2:{s:5:\\&amp;quot;table\\&amp;quot;;s:4:\\&amp;quot;node\\&amp;quot;;s:5:\\&amp;quot;field\\&amp;quot;;s:3:\\&amp;quot;nid\\&amp;quot;;}s:5:\\&amp;quot;right\\&amp;quot;;a:1:{s:5:\\&amp;quot;field\\&amp;q in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: db_lock_table\nLOCK TABLES cache WRITE</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/proza/minki12', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223813403) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_set\nUPDATE cache SET data = &amp;#039;a:6:{s:15:\\&amp;quot;comments_recent\\&amp;quot;;O:8:\\&amp;quot;stdClass\\&amp;quot;:24:{s:4:\\&amp;quot;name\\&amp;quot;;s:15:\\&amp;quot;comments_recent\\&amp;quot;;s:11:\\&amp;quot;description\\&amp;quot;;s:29:\\&amp;quot;Display recent comments block\\&amp;quot;;s:6:\\&amp;quot;access\\&amp;quot;;a:0:{}s:13:\\&amp;quot;view_args_php\\&amp;quot;;s:0:\\&amp;quot;\\&amp;quot;;s:5:\\&amp;quot;block\\&amp;quot;;b:1;s:11:\\&amp;quot;block_title\\&amp;quot;;s:41:\\&amp;quot;Последние комментарии\\&amp; in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: db_lock_table\nLOCK TABLES cache WRITE</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/proza/minki12', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223813403) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_set\nUPDATE cache SET data = &amp;#039;a:0:{}&amp;#039;, created = 1223813403, expire = 0, headers = &amp;#039;&amp;#039; WHERE cid = &amp;#039;views_with_inline_args:ru&amp;#039;</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/proza/minki12', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223813403) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_get\nSELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = &amp;#039;views_with_inline_args:ru&amp;#039;</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/proza/minki12', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223813403) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_get\nSELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = &amp;#039;views_style_plugins:ru&amp;#039;</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/proza/minki12', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223813403) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: db_lock_table\nLOCK TABLES cache WRITE</em> в файле <em>/work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> в строке <em>172</em>.', 2, '', 'http://opankey.com/proza/minki12', '', '38.103.63.60', 1223813403) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172

Warning: Table './c1815_opankey/watchdog' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: watchdog INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;./c1815_opankey/cache&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: cache_set\nUPDATE cache SET data = &amp;#039;a:2:{s:5:\\&amp;quot;title\\&amp;quot;;a:6:{s:4:\\&amp;quot;node\\&amp;quot;;s:10:\\&amp;quot;Full Nodes\\&amp;quot;;s:6:\\&amp;quot;teaser\\&amp;quot;;s:11:\\&amp;quot;Teaser List\\&amp;quot;;s:5:\\&amp;quot;table\\&amp;quot;;s:10:\\&amp;quot;Table View\\&amp;quot;;s:4:\\&amp;quot;list\\&amp;quot;;s:9:\\&amp;quot;List View\\&amp;quot;;s:18:\\&amp;quot;date_views_browser\\&amp;quot;;s:18:\\&amp;quot;Date: Date Browser\\&amp;quot;;s:9:\\&amp;quot;views_rss\\&amp;quot;;s:19:\\&amp;quot;Views RSS: RSS feed\\&amp;quo in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172
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  • warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc:172) in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/common.inc on line 141.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_get SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'content:1145:1145' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_get SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'content_type_info' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: db_lock_table LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_set UPDATE cache SET data = 'a:4:{s:11:\"field types\";a:8:{s:13:\"nodereference\";a:3:{s:5:\"label\";s:14:\"Node Reference\";s:6:\"module\";s:13:\"nodereference\";s:10:\"formatters\";a:2:{s:7:\"default\";a:3:{s:5:\"label\";s:7:\"Default\";s:11:\"field types\";a:1:{i:0;s:13:\"nodereference\";}s:6:\"module\";s:13:\"nodereference\";}s:5:\"plain\";a:3:{s:5:\"label\";s:10:\"Plain text\";s:11:\"field types\";a:1:{i:0;s:13:\"nodereference\";}s:6:\"module\";s:13:\"nodereference\";}}}s:14:\"number_integer\";a:3:{s:5:\"label\";s:7:\"Integer\";s:6:\"module\";s:6:\"number\";s:10:\"formatters\";a:1:{s:7:\"default\";a:3:{s:5:\"label\";s in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: db_lock_table LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_set UPDATE cache SET data = 'a:0:{}', created = 1223813403, expire = 0, headers = '' WHERE cid = 'content:1145:1145' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_get SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'views_with_inline_args:ru' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_get SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'views_default_views:ru' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_get SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'views_tables:ru' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: db_lock_table LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_set UPDATE cache SET data = 'a:4:{s:6:\"tables\";a:24:{s:8:\"comments\";a:6:{s:4:\"name\";s:8:\"comments\";s:8:\"provider\";s:8:\"internal\";s:4:\"join\";a:2:{s:4:\"left\";a:2:{s:5:\"table\";s:4:\"node\";s:5:\"field\";s:3:\"nid\";}s:5:\"right\";a:1:{s:5:\"field\";s:3:\"nid\";}}s:6:\"fields\";a:5:{s:7:\"subject\";a:5:{s:4:\"name\";s:16:\"Comment: Subject\";s:7:\"handler\";a:2:{s:31:\"views_handler_field_commentlink\";s:6:\"Normal\";s:41:\"views_handler_field_commentlink_with_mark\";s:17:\"With updated mark\";}s:6:\"option\";a:2:{s:5:\"#type\";s:6:\"select\";s:8:\"#options\";a:2:{s:4:\"link\";s:7:\"As link\";s:6:\&q in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: db_lock_table LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
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  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: db_lock_table LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_set UPDATE cache SET data = 'a:0:{}', created = 1223813403, expire = 0, headers = '' WHERE cid = 'views_with_inline_args:ru' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_get SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'views_with_inline_args:ru' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_get SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'views_style_plugins:ru' in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: db_lock_table LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
  • user warning: Table './c1815_opankey/cache' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: cache_set UPDATE cache SET data = 'a:2:{s:5:\"title\";a:6:{s:4:\"node\";s:10:\"Full Nodes\";s:6:\"teaser\";s:11:\"Teaser List\";s:5:\"table\";s:10:\"Table View\";s:4:\"list\";s:9:\"List View\";s:18:\"date_views_browser\";s:18:\"Date: Date Browser\";s:9:\"views_rss\";s:19:\"Views RSS: RSS feed\";}s:4:\"base\";a:6:{s:4:\"node\";a:4:{s:4:\"name\";s:10:\"Full Nodes\";s:5:\"theme\";s:16:\"views_view_nodes\";s:6:\"weight\";i:-7;s:13:\"summary_theme\";s:13:\"views_summary\";}s:6:\"teaser\";a:4:{s:4:\"name\";s:11:\"Teaser List\";s:5:\"theme\";s:18:\"views_view_teasers\";s:6:\"weight\";i:-8;s:13:\"summary_theme\";s:13:\"views_summary in /work/chome/c1815/site/opankey.com/docs/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
9. июнь 2007 - 9:27

Неоконченный роман

Я писал свой роман на чизбургерах. А потом — их ел. Но однажды чизбургеры мне надоели, а роман был еще не дописан. На чем мне писать?

Я перепробовал хот-доги, шаурму, пироженные, сникерсы, гамбургеры и многое, многое другое. Но с ними у меня не было вдохновения. Роман так и остался недописанным…

29.03.06


НеМяугкое «ГАВ»

У котенка сегодня было гавкающее настроение. Он пугал собак. Правда, собаки все были игрушечные, но ничего. Улица рядом, котенок скоро и настоящим собакам скажет свое решительное «Гав»!

30.03.06


Пятачок и Пчелведь

— спит пяточок и похрюкивает…

Вини: — пяточо-ок, хрю-юшечка, поросе-еночек, не жужжи, а то мне меду хочется…

— да ты че, никогда не слышал, как пчелы жужжат?

— а ты что, не пчела?

21.04.06


Такая секая

Перед встречей с ним принцесса вывернулась наизнанку. А он ее не поцеловал. Она обратно так и не ввернулась.

На следующее свидание принцесса пришла кверхтармашками, а он мог только низтармашками. В итоге так и расстались.

А третьего свидания уже не было, потому что принцесса сбежала с ним из дворца без всякого свидания!

08.05.06


Замечательный

Пусто подошел к ежику, но ежик его не заметил.

Тогда пусто подошел к медвежонку, но и медвежонок его не заметил.

— А может, слоник меня заметит? — подумал пусто и подошел к слонику. Но слоник тоже его не заметил.

— А может, я к ним неправильно подхожу? — подумал пусто и опять подошел к ежику, но ежик опять его не заметил.

— Я же такой замечательный, почему меня никто не замечает? — удивился пусто.

— А может, и я тоже кого-то не замечаю? — подумал пусто и пошел искать тех, кого он раньше не замечал…

09.05.06


Рыбкины желания

Приходит рыбак в ломбард:

— вот хотел бы сдать рыбку золотую

Рыбка: лучше сдай три желания, а меня отпусти…

Хозяин ламбарда: — мы желания не принимаем, только ценные вещи

Рыбка: желания ты не купишь, тогда загадай три желания, я их исполню

Рыбак: взвесьте рыбку

Хозяин ломбарда: двести пятьдесят грамм…

Рыбка: неужели вы и мечту взвешиваете? Не все же измеряется деньгами…

Рыбак: не верю я, рыбка, в исполнения желаний… Повезло тебе, что ты золотая, а то бы я тебя съел…

09.05.06


Головастик

Однажды колобку захотелось на полчасика потерять голову.

«а я колобок без головы!» — повесил он на себя табличку, чтобы его ни с кем не перепутали и отправился гулять по лесу. А его почему-то никто не замечал. Тогда колобок решил найти голову обратно. Смотрит, а голова тоже на себя табличку повесила «а я голова без колобка».

— ну как тебе без меня? — поинтересовался у головы колобок.

— как без колобка, а тебе как без меня?

— как без головы, давай больше не теряться!

— давай!

И не терялись больше колобок и голова колобка…

09.05.06


Трубодув и стеклочист

Однажды трубочист решил надуть стеклодува. Дул, дул, дул. Так и не надул. А стеклодув так и не понял, что к чему, и решил трубочиста почистить. Чистил, чистил, чистил. Так и не почистил.

— да, не выйдет из меня трубодув, — сделал вывод трубочист.

— не выйдет из меня стеклочист, — сделал вывод стеклодув.

И пошли каждый заниматься своим делом…

10.05.06


Ципленок

Однажды невылупившийся ципленок решил не вылупиться. Сидит он себе, и не вылупляется, не вылупляется, не вылупляется. А все ходят вокруг и думают, что это не ципленок, а еще яйцо. А он уже ципленок!

10.05.06

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